What the Flip?

platinumbootyreportingforduty:

stopbeingfucks:

vagina? which Pokemon is that???????? 

cloyster

negaytoros:

what the fuck did you just say about my waifu you little bitch

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

correspondingpieces:

agenttobias:

cassassafrass:

no one twerks like gaston

makes it work like gaston

no one drops down dat booty and jerks like gaston

He be up in the club with that ass gyrating,

My, he so fly, dat Gaston

(Source: uguulele)